Hi I am Matea
and if u bring me dane deehan i will not eat your soul <3

 

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

(Source: humorking)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(Source: wingbeifong)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them