Hi I am Matea
and if u bring me dane deehan i will not eat your soul <3

 

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post